Pimp Your Desk

I have this theory that, if you aren't already doing something for a living that excites you, you should make your workplace as interesting as possible (within reason) - especially if it's a humdrum deal. Case en point, even my Kleenex boxes must be a work of art.  I refuse to buy the boring fugly boxes and prop them up on my desk. So, in the spirit of, um, productivity, I bought these office supplies last night:

Dead Fred

Morbid? Maybe. Cathartic? Absolutely!  I mean, why squeeze a stress ball when you could stab something!  Sorry Fred, you will bear the brunt of workplace frustrations from now on. Better you than an actual person.  I can't wait!

"Dead Fred may look a little on the stiff side, but he’s willing to bend over backwards to help you out."

The Butt Station

I've wanted this little gem for a while. Plain tape dispensers never really did it for me.  Besides, it's best to keep things interesting (and take up less space on my desk).  Yippeee!

Speaking of creative tape dispensers.  Here are some I wouldn't mind having. Seriously, your desk does not have to be a boring space/place. The possibilities are endless.